You know how when Pinocchio lies, his nose gets bigger? When I lie, my BUTT gets bigger. I feel bad about it so I like eat a brownie or something. Or I'm wallowing in self righteous anger and even though I know I am wrong, I hold onto my right to lie. Usually they are little white lies aimed at big institutions like the IRS or Bank of America. Somehow I'm convinced they deserve to be lied to cuz you know, they suck.
That said, the negative energy from that always reverts back to me and ends up living somewhere on my backside....
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